Friday 1 January 2010

Why i hate the Internet.

I just watched that last ever David Tennant Episode of Doctor Who. It was awesome.

I then made the mistake of looking at the BBC Have your Say boards. much less awesome.

Some samples. All names have been removed to disguise the idiocy:

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The script writers need to be told that their stories will be rejected if Deux ex Machina is used to solve plots.

And please - no more running around screaming for supposed suspense or drawn out scenes attempting to give it gravitas. It is all so light-weight and badly written.

A true reflection of British society; dumbed down, celebrity driven and all gloss no substance.
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Because Doctor Who is meant to relfect the current nature of the British people. Next series - the Doctor gets into trouble after claiming expenses in the gallifreyan parliament for a doghouse for K-9!

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i really can't believe the writers of doctor who completely cut out the one and only sexy david tenant like who does that? i mean really people what the hell are you thinking man? love you David....gone but never forgotten.....you will always have a special place in my heart even though you won't be on my tv screen anymore
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Y'know, David Tennant hasn't actually fucking DIED. but according to you, he should play the Doctor, and only the doctor. For ever and ever amen.

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Dr Who is supposed to be contentious,challenging, frightening, boundary breaking, but above all else SCARY and FUN.
Instead we got yet another bog standard appaulingly produced BBC Sci Fi drama like Survivors, Day Of The Triffids etc that was multi cultural, politically correct, inclusive, diverse and basically not up to the job. David Tennant is a truly great actor who was ruined with really poor script writing.

It was East Enders on a bad day.
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This one REALLY pissed me off. Because according to this guy, Doctor Who should only feature White people. Talking to White people.

Doctor Who - Bought to you by the BNP.

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In the old days, Dr Who changed appearance with a few lights and out of focus shoyts.... now we have explosions and fires and breaking glass.... why? Don't the people who make these programmes understand that we've already seen it. Again. And agian. And again...
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It's called Drama:

Drama - Noun - any situation or series of events having vivid, emotional, conflicting, or striking interest or results: the drama of a murder trial.

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And thats quite enough stupidity for one day.


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