Watching tv this evening, I see an advert for a product.
"But Ben," I hear you cry, "Tv is the natural place for advertising, unless you were watching the BBC, in which case it would be something for an oddity."
Yes, I fully appreciate that TV is the place for advertising, invisible blog reader people, but is TV really the place for advertising this?
Look. Be shocked.
HONEST TO GOD, WHAT KIND OF UTTER MORON DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO BUY CALORIE FUCKING FREE WATER?
Seriously, are you taking the fucking piss?
For God's sake.
I swear, if this company acheives success with this shit, the world will be over. It's all gone. You blew it up, you madmen!